I haven't done a Roman-style orgy in ages:
Although knowing my luck I'll probably be the one asked to oversee the vomitorium rooms.
This is why you'll never win, Bill O'Reilly, in your evil War On Saturnalia! We got hotter Vestal Virgins than you! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Keep the festive in your pagan hearts and IO SATURNALIA!