Friday, September 23, 2016

If I Were Moderating the Presidential Debate Between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump September 26 2016

If it were me as moderator this coming Monday night, these are the questions I would ask Trump:

1) Why did you use your non-profit Trump Foundation to pay out for things related to your for-profit businesses? Were you aware that you were violating certain laws when you did so?

2) The IRS has informed the media that their audits on your tax returns DO NOT interfere with your obligation to the voting public to reveal said tax returns over at least the previous decade. Other candidates, including Senator Clinton here, have released their tax returns in part or full. Why are you hiding your tax returns from the voters?

3) You’re currently accusing Hillary Clinton of being the one who instigated the entire Birther movement that falsely accused Barack Obama of not being a natural-born citizen of the United States. But Senator Clinton is on official record from her 2008 campaign calling such accusations ludicrous and much of the Birther movement has been tied to Republicans and those on the Far Right, those who openly repudiate Clinton as much as they do Obama. Sir, WHY ARE YOU LYING ABOUT YOUR OWN BIRTHER BULLSHIT?

4) Please justify every bankruptcy filing for your failed businesses.

5) You’ve recently gone public with the belief that the “Stop And Frisk” program by city and county law enforcement should go nationwide, even though studies have proven that Stop and Frisk DOES NOT REDUCE CRIME and even though the courts have ruled that Stop And Frisk is Unconstitutional for its skewed racial bias. Why are you being a total dick about this?

If it were me as moderator this coming Monday night, these are the questions I would ask Hillary:

1) Can you believe the chutzpah on this guy accusing you of shit you didn't do?

2) Why aren't you speaking out more aggressively at the corporate criminals committing banking fraud and insane price hikes on pharmaceuticals?

3) Seriously, this guy? Beat the crap out of him at the polls, Hillary.

If it were me as moderator this coming Monday night, these are the questions I would ask the American voters:

1) WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM VOTING FOR A GODDAMN CON ARTIST LIKE TRUMP?

2) NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, AMERICA? TRUMP SHOULD NOT BE POLLING OVER 40 PERCENT EVER. EVER! /rage


5 comments:

dinthebeast said...

My question suggestion for the moderator: Mike Lee for the supreme court? Are you fucking kidding me?

-Doug in Oakland

Paul Wartenberg said...

Another question for Trump:

Do you understand what the Logan Act says with regards to dealing in secret with foreign powers outside of the sitting President's foreign policies? Would you consider the back-room negotiations you and your advisors are making with Russian government officials a violation of the Logan Act?

Pinku-Sensei said...

You're starting to get to <a href="http://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters>Drew Magary levels of incredulous outrage</a>, which might just be warranted.

Pinku-Sensei said...

Oops, I screwed up the link.

Paul Wartenberg said...

Sensei you might have noticed I quote Magary on the Coal Rollers post. ;)