Friday, July 13, 2018

Quick Update, By Jove: trump Is Currently in London Embarrassing The Ever Loving Hell Out of the U.S.

Yeah, no surprise there.


So far, he's insulted the Prime Minister May, insulted CNN as "Fake News" and gave Fox Not-News a handjob, lied about his own interview with The Sun, and is probably en route to meet the Royal Family at which point he'll probably insult the Queen in some horrifying fashion.

I hope she puts on her World War II military boots and kicks him square in the groin.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

From Andy Borowitz:

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/queen-elizabeth-says-bone-spurs-will-prevent-her-from-meeting-trump


-Doug in Oakland

Paul W said...

Sadly, there was a meeting. trump was late by 15 minutes, and he walked IN FRONT OF HER at various points as a sign of rudeness. At no point did she kick him like he deserved. :(