But Ellen's kind of right. The United States really only celebrates it because beer.
SO DRINK AND DRIVE RESPONSIBLY, WHITE PEOPLE. Sheesh.
Update: And it IS Revenge of the Fifth...
Sunday, May 05, 2019
Cinco De Mayo in 2019 Baby Time to Honor General Zaragoza and the Mexican Forces of Beer uh Puebla
But hey, do you even know WHY we celebrate Cinco De Mayo? Ellen's audience doesn't even know.
But Ellen's kind of right. The United States really only celebrates it because beer.
SO DRINK AND DRIVE RESPONSIBLY, WHITE PEOPLE. Sheesh.
Update: And it IS Revenge of the Fifth...
But Ellen's kind of right. The United States really only celebrates it because beer.
SO DRINK AND DRIVE RESPONSIBLY, WHITE PEOPLE. Sheesh.
Update: And it IS Revenge of the Fifth...
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Comrade Misfit makes the case that if not for General Zaragoza, we could have lost the Civil War.
I used to like beer, but haven't had one for a long, long time now.
-Doug in Oakland
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