(This is, by the by, NOT an April Fools prank. Sorry about the timing, I've been working on this for a month...) (also wik, this is my 2...

So, when it comes down to it, what are the issues I care about the most? On what hills will I stand and fight to ensure those beliefs remain...

Before I get into the meat of the title, I just want to note for the Republican Dead Pool that Carly Fiorina and Chris Christie are now o...