Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Things That Happened on Sept. 8 2009


Here's what happened on Sept. 8th:

Here's what didn't happen on Sept. 8th:
  • The planet did not explode.
  • The children were not taken over by pod people.
  • They did not come marching out of the classrooms in goosestep singing "Mombassa Uber Alles".
  • They did not begin speaking in Orc and sharpening spears at both ends.
  • They did not shatter the conch shell.
  • They did not line up at landing sites for the UFOs coming down to take them to Pied Piper Land.

I hope this didn't ruin the Republicans' week. They still have Obama's health care speech before Congress tonight to whine about.

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