And now that I've gotten the somber, reflective 2000th post out of the way:
IT'S TURKEY SACRIFICE DAY, AMERICA!!!
And in case the turkeys ever DO mount a counter-attack:
NOW DEFEAT THOSE TURKEYS AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTENDED US TO DEFEAT THEM!!!
And don't forget the gravy:
VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR... ooooh wait save some room for the pumpkin pie.
