Trailer Alert: THIS IS IT

I JUST NEED TO STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO SEE EPISODE IX THE RISE OF SKYWALKER.

Well, that and a fully unredacted Mueller Report. (I shouldn't joke. There's a story about a family where the dad went to the hospital dying and one of the last things he said was "Shit, I'm not going to see the Mueller report, am I?")

So this is it, OLD GODS AND NEW. I need to live this long, at least. I don't want to die, not now, not with the world like this, but at least grant me this one boon to survive and watch the last official Star Wars saga film EVER. (Spinoffs are unavoidable at this point)

WILL THERE BE EWOKS? Maybe, one shot suggests being on Endor's Moon.

WILL THERE BE PORG? Well, Chewie's gotta eat SOMEthing...

WILL THERE BE A REINCARNATED EMPEROR PALPATINE? ...HOLY SSHHHHIIIIIIII---

MY SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SELF HAS FEELS, PEOPLE.

ALSO I should be getting new Jedi robes soon.

I AM GEEKING LIKE I NEVER GEEKED BEFORE.

UPDATE: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WAYS OF THE FORCE

Well, kinda.

Trailer Alert: We're running out of Jedi it seems

So, I'm trying to survive long enough to see Episode VIII: The Last Jedi

I'm trying to figure out if the Porgs will be better than Ewoks:

This is what happens when a Porg reaches the Monolith:

And to be honest, I haven't even opened the Millennium Falcon Lego Set I obsessed over back when The Force Awakens came out. Well... I don't have any decent place to put it together right now...

Final trailer for The Force Awakens Unleashed Upon The World

This will be a night long remembered in Canada, but more on that later.

TONIGHT, WE RISE AS THE FORCE CALLS TO US.

I am kind of cross-posting because I have this on my librarian/writing blog as well.

I am soooooooooo geeking out at the moment.