MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH EMU... No, Wait, Lemme Fix T--

UNLEASH THE FULL FURY OF THE FORCE!!!

NOOOOOO! NEVER SUCCUMB TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE!!!

Wait, that's not Star Wars, lemme fix this...

THIS IS LLAMA FIVE, REPORTING IN!!! No, wait, still getting it wrong... Here, let's try this:

Okay, I seem to be getting Star Wars May 4th celebrations all wrong. I blame the Porgs.

One of these days I'll write up my critiques of The Last Jedi and the unnamable ninth movie.

LIVE LONG A... no wait, wrong franchise...

 

May The 4th Be With You 2020 Edition

We really shouldn't be comic-conning any time soon, so a brief look back at all the comic-conning I did:

May R2D2 always be your wing man!

I wish I had gotten cleaner pictures of Carrie Fisher when I had the chance :( 

One thing happening is the Disney-Plus streaming service is releasing Rise of Skywalker today, and promoting the hell out of #MayThe4thBeWithYou on social media, which is a reminder for me to someday go back and review both it and The Last Jedi, which is tricky because yes I do have problems with those movies and I have to come to terms with that.

In the meantime, don't let the Sith get you down.

FINISH HIM!!!

Stay safe. It's what Baby Yoda would want you to do.

Star Wars Day 2016

Someone, somewhere, noticed that May 4th when said a certain way sounds like

MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

So parties were planned and t-shirts made

and drinks prepared and thus we have

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU

Star Wars Day, kiddies. Show your dance moves.