WKRP Turkey Drop Remembrance 2023

"Sir, not a lot of turkeys survive Thanksgiving!"
-- Jennifer, WKRP receptionist 

Today is Turkey Sacrifice Day. Please, as you bake the sweet potatoes and dice the stuffing, say a silent prayer for those brave turkeys who fell - literally - back in 1978.

"WE FLY OR WE DIE!!"
-- battlecry of the WKRP Turkey Drop survivors

This punchline will never get old.

A Few Things To Be Thankful For 2022

I am thankful that the Democrats held onto the US Senate this midterms.

I am thankful that we are one day closer to donald trump facing criminal charges for violating the Presidential Records Act.

I am thankful we all survived to witness the 10th anniversary of the almighty Butt Fumble.

I am thankful that today at Thanksgiving dinner I get to meet a nephew I haven't seen in 20 years and a niece I've never met.

I am thankful I get one more chance to share the greatest Thanksgiving television episode of all time.

 REPEAT AFTER ME: "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."

Turkey Sacrifice Day 2021: Unleash the Gravy

And now that I've gotten the somber, reflective 2000th post out of the way:

IT'S TURKEY SACRIFICE DAY, AMERICA!!!

And in case the turkeys ever DO mount a counter-attack:

NOW DEFEAT THOSE TURKEYS AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTENDED US TO DEFEAT THEM!!!

And don't forget the gravy:

VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR... ooooh wait save some room for the pumpkin pie.

Turkey Sacrifice Day 2020: The Big Question

I mean, seriously, YouTube's been around for more than a decade, and yet we can't get a clean copy of the most epic punchline in television history?!

This is like someone videotaped the television. It's a copy of a copy, blurry and out of alignment.

WE DESERVE A CLEAN COPY OF TURKEYS AWAY, AMERICA!!!

Also, say a prayer to the New York Jets in honor of the Butt Fumble. I have spoken.

Turkey Sacrifice Day 2019

There's not much to say this year as we're all preparing for the nightmarish political landscape of a Presidential election cycle.

Except to note that trump and his Fox Not-News allies are making noises this year that libruls are waging a War on Thanksgiving. Wait, seriously? Yes seriously, because GOP fearmongering about ALL the national holidays is required to scare the voters into submission (I can't wait to see how they complain about National Donut Day (June 5 2020), you craven bastards).

So travel well, my fellow Americans, because on THIS national Turkey Sacrifice Day, we must make sure to eat every bit of the sacrifice for the rituals to work.

And as always, this day is best honored with this, this epic punchline to the best Turkey Sacrifice Day episode ever:

Stay healthy, kids!