1) Whenever Congress closes its door to take either a vacation or leave to go on fund-raising campaigns, each member of Congress has to pay back to government the daily wages they earned when Congress was in session for each day that Congress is now not in session.
2) Any member of Congress pays back double if that member f-cking complains in public about "lazy" poor people living off the government dole.
Seriously. We've had lazy Congresses before, but this session was downright obscene. Gen-X Slackers could only aspire to the lackadaisical attitude of the 112th Congress. Truman's nemesis Do-Nothing Congress of 1948 actually clocked in to do work compared to these snore-feasters.
And yet you get a good number of them - from a certain political side of the aisle that begins with R and ends in Can('t) - that rails against poor people living off of Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security, Food Stamps, college grants and loans, etc. Not just poor people but their kids, the elderly, the unemployed, the underemployed, veterans... sheesh.
Time for Congress and all our political leaders to remember just who really is on the political dole. THEY ARE. GET TO WORK YOU BUMS.