Over on Salon.com, they got an article about Glenn Beck wanting to start an Ayn Rand inspired Utopia community.
Over on Balloon Juice, they got an article about the gun-worshiper crowd offering up a map of the proposed Citadel, a walled community of Second Amendment acolytes defending themselves from the imminent global apocalypse brought on by godless fascist commie libruls. See below:
|This looks like a beginner-level Dungeons & Dragons module from 1982.|
(The quality of such a walled-in community is best left to the military experts. But having just one route in or out through two gates is a major flaw design. And a serious campaign using siege engines like trebuchets would make quick work of the walls and housing without even risking troop incursions... and we're talking using weaponry from the Middle Ages, peoples. Like Patton said, fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.)
And for any of you regular readers, you kinda already know how I feel about Utopian thought: the absolute expression of an -ism ideology brought to the real world... where Utopias quickly fall apart from internal strife and mismanagement.
It does amaze me that there are yet another round of generations eager and willing to buy into this kind of Utopia business pitch (and there is money involved here. Why not? Libertarianism is all about the free market). Part of it may well be that most of my fellow Americans pursuing these libertarian communities simply don't remember their American history, or that our schoolbooks no longer devote a chapter to the attempts like New Harmony and Oneida and Fruitlands to build a "model community".
It doesn't amaze me that there seem to be enough Americans willing to buy into these communities out of what looks like cultural fear. There's been that fear brewing for ages, brought to the fore with having Obama in the White House, and it's gotten to the point where such communities are openly promoted on the national stage. From where I stand, this is an unfounded fear: there is no Apocalypse or Armageddon approaching, there are no invading hordes charging across the oceans.
Look, a lot of the anger stirred up against Obama are from partisan media hacks paid to stir up trouble. Always talking about the current President as ZOMG WORST PREZ EVER. Which is what they've been saying since the days of George Washington for God's sake (yes, even he got demonized by the masses during his two terms). A lot of this anger from the Far Right? I heard a lot of this sh-t back during Bill Clinton's tenure. Guess what? Nation's still here. There was a lot of wailing and pulling of hair from the Far Left (and then the centrist Left, and then about 60 percent of the nation) during Bush the Lesser's tenure about him being the WORST EVER. Guess what? Nation's still here. Every President - even James Monroe, the only other guy than Washington to run unopposed - gets demonized by the opposition: it all depends on how accurate they truly are. Do you think ANY of these wingnutters are going to feel sheepish about how they've been behaving these years when Obama finishes out his term and exits in 2016 with the United States of America still here? I doubt it...
Back to the planned Citadel and GlennBeckistan communities. If you're seriously intent on throwing in your money on these communities, just remember: they've tried this already with something called Future Cities Development and they filed for bankruptcy in 2012. There's a list of attempts on the Economist's website as well, and none of them ended with smiles and sunshine. Caveat emptor, people (it's Latin for "suckers").