There's really not a lot of Saturnalia-themed wallpapers via the Google search engine. I'm counting about... four, maybe six Saturnalia themes.
This is sad.
If our so-called War On Christmas is going to live up to Fox Not-News' bizarre standards, we're gonna need more Saturnalia stuff online in order to cheese off the O'Reillys of the world. We need to rile them up sufficiently so WE can go around and declare those insufferable far right so-called "values" people are waging a War On Saturnalia. See how they like it when the tables are turned...
Otherwise this will be a relatively sad and quiet holiday season focused on presents shopping, wrapping, getting the halls decorated fa-la-la-la-laaa.
IO SATURNALIA! It shall be our battle cry this festive month.
Unless you're into that whole Mithras thing. Yeah, then we're gonna need to coordinate our efforts and such.
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