I just want to jump in here and say that, damn, Alexandra Petri has basically become the funniest pundit I've seen this crazy election cycle.
This is her current winner, that just basically made me crack my own ribs from holding in the laughter.
A Transcript of Hillary's Disastrous Debate Prep.
She also did "The State of (The DC) Metro is a Gothic Nightmare" which showed a grasp of horror memes and the real-world decay of a once-proud public transit system.
Just bookmark her, follow her, read her tweet links, whatever it takes. She's hilarious.
Whatever silliness I write here is second-rate, off-the-cuff snark. I bow humbly in her general direction.