Tuesday, December 12, 2017

A Letter to Alabama Today

To the state of Alabama:

Today is a special election to fill the US Senate seat vacated by Jeff Sessions when he got picked to f-ck up our nation as Attorney General under trump.

This election is a very simple choice.

Alabama voters must choose between The Democrat or The Goddamn Pedophile.

A quick word from the YouTuber known as Liberal Redneck:


Everything known to date about Roy Moore is that he's a showboating, twice-exiled ex-judge who deems himself God's Chosen while violating many of the rules and requests of the Lord and of Jesus. Topping that is the recent revelations that Moore is a known skeeve who stalked after teenage girls at shopping malls and their high schools while he was in his 30s. In one case actively violating Alabama's Statutory Rape laws by seducing and groping a 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL while serving as a state prosecutor (he cannot argue ignorance of the law: the SONOFABITCH was supposed to be upholding it!).

Roy Moore represents EVERYTHING that is wrong with today's Southern region of the United States: an arrogant, self-serving hypocrite who espouses racist and sexist ideology that fights to keep the Deep South states mired in the mindset - and the economic backwardness - of the 1850s.

Doug Jones the Democrat is, well, a Democrat. He's stood for civil rights and fought the KKK, convicted those who bombed a Birmingham church killing four girls back in 1963 (the case finally got prosecuted by 1998, which tells you how hard it is to get justice in the South when it comes to civil rights). He's been described as "middle-of-the-road" on his politics, meaning he's no Bernie Sanders.

And yet there are still Alabamans who think that makes Jones WORSE than a GODDAMN PEDOPHILE.

This is your choice now, Alabama. Your vote for Doug Jones will send a practical, level-headed, scandal-less Democrat to the US Senate to represent you and your state. Or you can vote for the GODDAMN PEDOPHILE who will proceed to embarrass you and your state for another 100 years. You vote for Moore and you will NEVER live it down: Every nasty stereotype of southern assholery will be confirmed for now and all the years to come.

You wanna spite the rest of the nation and the world by voting for the GODDAMN PEDOPHILE. Go ahead. You will mark yourself as standing with the monsters that condemn and assault your own communities forever. Hell of a bargain, as the Devil would tell you.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

I love Trae Crowder. Check out the video he did about the bathroom bill, and the ones he's done about the opioid crisis.
My friend Sara is living in Huntsville with her folks again, and I've been giving her a hard time about what she should do to stop Roy Moore.
She tried to call for back up on that mission, but none of the bikers I know would be caught dead in Alabama, so I told her she had to figure it out back there...

-Doug in Oakland

Paul said...

What's worrying me now are the reports coming out of polling areas blocking voters by claiming they are on Inactive status. This is sick and wrong, we ALL (well the ones over 18 years old) have a Constitutional right to vote, and Alabama Republicans are denying voters that right. Every single elections official should be charged with civil rights violations on this.

There's also reports about the state Supreme Court allowing the Sec of State to DELETE VOTING RECORDS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE AFTER THE VOTE TALLY?!?! Who's to say they'll tally it all wrong and then burn all the evidence??? THIS IS INSANE.

I hope your friend in Huntsville was able to vote and that she voted for Doug. I also hope to GOD her vote counts, 'cause right now the GOP is rigging the whole damn thing.

FOR A GODDAMN PEDOPHILE.

dinthebeast said...

I just got a text from her that started with "Damn straight!"

-Doug in Oakland

Paul said...

Thank God.