Why is this night different from all other nights?
Because this night, a black man is playing professional ba... wait, we've done this bit.
Because this night, I caught a Squirtle on Pokemon GO. Okay, okay, settle down peeps.
Because this night, Hillary Clinton was officially nominated for the Presidency of the United States by a major political party. There have been women nominated by third parties before, and often. But let's be honest: you have to be a Democrat or a Republican candidate to have a solid shot at the Oval Office.
If things hold, if the voter turnout is like 2012 only better, we can look forward to an historic night in November much like that night in 2008.
That means - HINT FREAKING HINT - you people need to stop polling for Trump and dump his sorry corrupt Russian-owned ass into the dustbin of history.
Anyway, I need more Squirtles to evolve one up. Where's a good spot to catch more?