I blame 62 million Americans who didn't take their fidelity to the Roman Gods as serious as they should have.
You people do realize we're going from a Marcus Aurelius in Obama to a Commodus in Trump.
Thanks a bunch, 62 million Americans.
The pagan god Saturn will doom us all with Saturn-themed punishments, to be signified by giant rings circling your belly until the final fate.
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.