A Sad And Sardonic Saturnalia Season

I blame 62 million Americans who didn't take their fidelity to the Roman Gods as serious as they should have.

You people do realize we're going from a Marcus Aurelius in Obama to a Commodus in Trump.

Thanks a bunch, 62 million Americans.

The pagan god Saturn will doom us all with Saturn-themed punishments, to be signified by giant rings circling your belly until the final fate.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.