Honest Bumper Stickers 2016 Part V: Fast And Trumpious

Okay, on the serious side, if any campaigns out there need to hire a guy to design bumper stickers for them, gimme a call, 'cause I am seriously in need of some on-the-side consulting fees to take care of a few medical bills (who knew a sore shoulder and sleep apnea CPAP gear would cost this much even with full-time health care benefits?)

In the meantime, here's my portfolio of work:

And now, for the party brands:

So, I hope to hear from the Sanders or Kasich campaigns any day now... yup, any day...