Turkey Sacrifice Day 2021: Unleash the Gravy

And now that I've gotten the somber, reflective 2000th post out of the way:

IT'S TURKEY SACRIFICE DAY, AMERICA!!!

And in case the turkeys ever DO mount a counter-attack:

NOW DEFEAT THOSE TURKEYS AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTENDED US TO DEFEAT THEM!!!

And don't forget the gravy:

VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR... ooooh wait save some room for the pumpkin pie.