Thursday, November 25, 2021

Turkey Sacrifice Day 2021: Unleash the Gravy

And now that I've gotten the somber, reflective 2000th post out of the way:

IT'S TURKEY SACRIFICE DAY, AMERICA!!!


And in case the turkeys ever DO mount a counter-attack:


NOW DEFEAT THOSE TURKEYS AS BENJAMIN FRANKLIN INTENDED US TO DEFEAT THEM!!!

And don't forget the gravy:


VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR DEATH! VICTORY OR... ooooh wait save some room for the pumpkin pie.

2 comments:

dinthebeast said...

We have a family of wild turkeys who have been everywhere around here all year, and two weeks ago they just kinda vanished...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Paul said...

"Well sir, not a lot of turkeys survive Thanksgiving!" - Jennifer, WKRP