I don't want to stress.
I don't want to stress.
I don't want to stress.
I don't want to stress.
(grabs a Gatorade and guzzles it all in one gulp)
I DON'T WANT TO STRESS.
I AM PERFECTLY FINE.
ALL THE EARLY VOTING REPORTS AND FINAL WEEK OF POLLING, I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT.
(stops self from writing a prolonged blog essay freaking out over the post-election scenarios)
I AM AN OASIS OF CALM.
I'M FINE. I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
GODDAMMIT WILL WE JUST CONFIRM KAMALA HAS 99 MILLION VOTES ALREADY AND BE DONE WITH THIS?!
(slap)
Okay. Okay. Whew. Better now.
(grabs the edge of the computer monitor to scream at the nine blog readers here) GET THE DAMN VOTE OUT FOR KAMALA AND EVERY DEMOCRAT ON THE BALLOT! GET IT DONE!
As Spock would say, "Party hard, you Vulcan motherf-ckers."
We're gonna need ALL the Romulan Ale by Tuesday night.
1 comment:
Whatever you do, don't read the New York Fucking Times, unless you want to read about what a "low variance" and "risk averse" campaign Kamala Harris has run...
-Doug in Sugar Pine
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