Annals in Political Hypocrisy, Day Ninty-four Thousand and Three

Seriously. How f-cked up are we as a nation when our so-called leaders with their 'moral clarity' keep getting shown up as hypocritical morons of the highest order? And I admit, I got suckered by this guy thinking he'd be a clean choice...

This is further proof that if you live long enough, you will see a rumor tabloid like the National Enquirer actually get a story right.

Okay. I might have mentioned this amendment idea before, but I'm stating it here because we so need this:

• All political candidates shall come from an impoverished environs, and shall have no prior sexual experience. That way, when they get caught embezzling or taking bribes or sleeping around like morons, it won't be that big a deal.

Meanwhile, we've got war between Russia and Euro Georgia, the government's illegally reading our mail, McCain's getting foreign campaign funds from Jordan, gasoline is still too expensive and no one in DC is making actual headway in securing alternative energy sources, our jobs and wages suck, housing mortgage failures are getting worse, and there's about 50,000 other things going hideously wrong with the world, and there's no genuine leadership anywhere anymore because nobody can be trusted and nobody's cleaning up the mess.

Frustration currently at 98 percent and rising.