Leave It To The Onion To Realize What Americans Really Think

The Onion may be satire, but it is in satire that the truth is found.

Poll: Majority of Americans Approve Sending Congress to Syria.

Citing overwhelming support from the international community—including that of the Arab League, Turkey, and France, as well as Great Britain, Iraq, Iran, Russia, Japan, Mexico, China, and Canada, all of whom are reported to be unilaterally in favor of sending the U.S. Congress to Syria—the majority of survey respondents said they believe the United States should refocus its entire approach to Syria’s civil war on the ground deployment of U.S. senators and representatives, regardless of whether the Assad regime used chemical weapons or not.

In fact, 91 percent of those surveyed agreed that the active use of sarin gas attacks by the Syrian government would, if anything, only increase poll respondents’ desire to send Congress to Syria.

Seriously, I'd love to see Pew Research or Gallup or Rasmussen poll Americans on this.

Dear Congress: This is what happens when your favorable numbers are so bad that certain diseases are more popular than you.