This Is Why Congress Should Not Have the Right to Name Their Damn Bills (w/ Update)

I know I shouldn't keep blogging, I swore I would stop for this month, I've already broken that promise about twice now, but this... THIS MONSTROSITY... THIS STUPIDITY... THIS... GGGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNN... augh, here lemme show ya.

Congress posted their insane, lethal alternative to Obamacare at their website, here's the link to it until they freak out and drop it. Just in case, I screenshot it so you can see here what it is that's PISSING ME OFF.

LOOK AT THAT SHIT.

They are titling it "World's Greatest Healthcare Plan of 2017."

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JESUS MOTHERF-CKING CHRIST PARDON MY SWEDISH, LORD, BUT DAMN THEM DAMN THESE ARROGANT SADISTIC PRICKS.

Greatest?

GREATEST?!?!

Their bill weakens Medicaid, kicks millions off their insurance plans, ups the costs on out-of-pocket fees, makes it worse for elderly coverage, and pretty much destabilizes the health care industry to where hospitals have to close and people lose jobs.

All it really does is cut taxes for the rich.

It's a goddamn disaster.

It's the worst ever.

Everybody other than the anti-Obamacare elitists are shredding it.

And yet Congress is trying to label this package of dogsh-t as though it's prime cut steak with a side of caviar and bread pudding for dessert.

SONS OF BITCHES.

They STILL think governance is all about marketing.

They KNOW GODDAMN WELL people are railing against this.

They have to be SADISTS and CLUELESS MORANS all at the SAME TIME.

/RAGE

(Update 3/20): I've been informed that this particular bill is NOT the RyantrumpCare Bill Of Doom, but a competing Bill of Doom from Rep. Jeff Sessions. (takes a look at the Sessions bill) OH CHRIST ON A BIKE THIS IS WORSE, GOD PLEASE I INVOKE YOU IN ALL SINCERITY TO SMITE THESE FOOLS FOR THEIR HUBRIS.