Tuesday, May 05, 2020

When Cinco De Mayo is on a Taco Tuesday, With Revenge of the Sith On Our Minds

#CincoAtHome, America. General Zaragoza didn't fight off the French at the Battle of Puebla so that you all get sick with COVID-19 today.

If you wanna honor the Sith as they take their Revenge, do your part to pre-order from your local TACO TRUCK AT EVERY CORNER and pick up curbside service to avoid spreading the coronavirus.


To help, the LA Times has Five suggestions to do Cinco right.

These are easy things to do, America. Sith Responsibly.

1 comment:

dinthebeast said...

Imagine a world where Cinco de Mayo falls on a taco Tuesday but is ruined by a virus named after a Mexican beer.
I'm happy as hell to be up here away from the city, but man do I miss the tacos our neighbor in Richmond makes under a portable awning in his driveway and sells for two bucks a pop.

-Doug in Sugar Pine