(Sung to the tune "Stone In Love" by Journey. Sorry guys. It was either this or Little Richard's "Keep On Knocking")
Those crazy Russians, I don't remember in my email
I don't recall, those were misunderstandings, most of all
In the barrel with a G-Man Q&A
Burning files comes again in my lifetime
They found me begging in the WikiLeaks tapes
Arrested me at home, handcuffed in the moonlight
Those Brooks Brothers riots are calling
Stone in Jail
Can't help myself, Incriminating
Stone in Jail
Old Nixon habits, led to Trump Tower
Running scams
Kush pulled me in, ooh, to the elevator
We'd hold Russian meets, yeah
In the emails with a Putin buddy
Threatening witnesses puts me away for a lifetime
Oh, the memories are fading before trial
Golden Trump, I'll keep pleading the Fifth
Steve Bannon still calling
Stone in Jail
Can't lawyer up, Incriminating
Stone in Jail
Those furloughed agents are knocking
Stone in Jail
Can't answer the door, Incriminating
Stone in Jail
(Awesome guitar solo)
Stone in Jail
Kush in Jail
Bannon in Jail
Junior in Jail
trump in Jail...
2 comments:
I read the indictment. It was a dry, boring 24 pages that took me two glasses of Pepsi to stay awake through, but I discovered something interesting in paragraph 30b:
b. On or about September 18, 2016, STONE sent a text message to Person 2 that said, “I am e-mailing u a request to pass on to [the head of Organization 1],” and then emailed Person 2 an article with allegations against then-candidate Clinton related to her service as Secretary of State STONE added, “Please ask [the head of Organization 1] for any State or HRC e-mail from August 10 to August 30— particularly on August 20, 2011 that mention [the subject of the article] or confirm this narrative"
THAT sounds like collusion to me. Asking for specific emails on a specific date and subject to support a specific campaign narrative.
It's almost like [the head of Organization 1] (and by extension, the Russians he works for and on whose servers his organization is hosted) was a regular employee of the Fergus campaign.
-Doug in Oakland
but what did you think of the song, Doug?!
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