Okay, so, while Americans go about enjoying the 4th of July as our Independence Day, just how do other nations perceive the UTTER GREATNESS OF EAGLELAND BOO RAH!
Well, on the bright side, they see us teaming up with lions to shoot zombie Hitlers...
Thank GOD we have Chris Evans giving us America's Ass...
What would Jack Kirby - uh, Captain America - do? OH YEAH, PUNCH HITLERS.
Oh CMON we're not all about pizza and hamburgers and cursing every other word... (realizes I'm grilling bacon cheeseburgers for dinner this 4th) Oh SONOFABITCH...
I'm sure the Europeans are going to be more accurate when describing Americans!
We're LOUD?! WE'RE LOUD?!?!? OH CMON... and again with the food! We got our food from YOU peeps! /cries
Maybe we should ask the aliens showing up in all those recently released UFO reports...
...sigh...
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