When it was all said and done, for our rights as a new nation... for Life, Liberty, and the Property Rights of... oh wait, we traded that out for Pursuit of Happiness, sorry... we truly fought for our rights to brag about our best sports teams!
The Iggles of Philadelphia said some brutal things about Captain Brady falling off a cliff, but I'm pretty sure the British changed their tune when Brady won more battles over the Ramhorns of Los Angeles and the Chieftains of Kansas City.
We fought for the right to root for Tampa Bay to have some of the best winning teams of recent memory! GO BOLTS! GO RAYS! GO BUCS!!! CHAMPA BAY!
THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, ENGLAND! WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT WINNING!!!
START THE FIREWORKS!!!
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