The 2024 U.S. Presidential Primary Checklist

Okay, just to help voters keep track of which Presidential candidate has certain issues and concerns as we head into the thick of the 2024 Primary Season:

	Joe Biden	Donald Trump
Is Old	a	a
Is Showing Signs of Memory Issues	a	a
Is Still Screaming about "Stolen Votes" from 2020		a
Is Threatening to quit NATO		a
Is Demanding Republicans in Congress Block Any Aid to Ukraine In Its War Against Russia		a
Is Gloating about ending Roe V Wade		a
Found Liable of Sexual Assault in a Court of Law To the Tune of $88 Million and Counting		a
Found Liable of Acts of Business Fraud To the Tune of $450 Million Plus Interest		a
Refuses to Let Congress Pass a Border Reform Bill to Keep His Opponent From Benefiting Politically		a
Promoting an Ugly-Ass Sneaker for $499.00 (when it probably costs $49.00 in real life)		a
Is Facing Criminal Trial in New York on 34 Counts for "Election Interference" and Filing False Documents this March 2024		a
Is Facing Criminal Trial in DC on Four Felony Counts Concerning January 6th 2021 Riots as Soon as The Supreme Court Considers an Appeal Over Absolute Presidential Immunity		a
Is Facing Criminal Trial in South Florida on Multiple Counts of Classified Documents Mishandling, Probably by May 2024		a
Is Facing Criminal Trial in Georgia on Multiple Counts of Election Interference and Racketeering Related to a Fake Electors Scheme, TBD		a
Is Winning the 2024 Party Primaries with 90 Percent of the Vote	a
Is Getting Told By National Media Pundits to "Step Aside" or Quit Campaigning to Make Room for the Pundit's Preferred Candidate (TBD) for the "Good of the Party" and the United States	a

 I'm not WRONG, am I?