Just throwing this out there.
After 87,000 turkeys exploded in fire, Greenberg shuts down for holiday season (via Dallas Morning News)
The newly-elected Senator for Alabama, former football coach from Auburn Tommy Tuberville, doesn't know who the United States fought against in the Second World War (via Political Wire). Yeah, Tuberville is pretty much going to be the DUMBEST Senator in toady's Congress (and in a field containing Marco Rubio, that takes some effort).
trump is threatening to start his own trump-flavored Far Right media empire (via Bloomberg). Considering how every other trump-promoted endeavor has turned to ash, Fox News shouldn't worry...
Oh, and we're seeing massive spikes in COVID-19 infections meaning an equivalent spike in the number of deaths within the next week.
GODDAMMIT WHERE IS OUR LEADERSHIP?
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He thought the three branches of government were the house, the senate, and the executive. No, Tommy, they're regular, spicy, and combo.
My friend Sara, who lives in Huntsville where folks are mostly sane, is hella pissed at her backwards state.
And wasn't Onan News Network or whatever supposed to be a Fergusier version of Fox?
I guess with the wolves on their way to his door, they couldn't promise the kind of serious jack he's gonna be needing to come up with.
Pro tip: If you have run all of your other businesses into the ground and you have north of a half billion American dollars in debt coming due, you might want to consider farming the management of your new endeavor out to someone less prone to repeatedly stomping upon their own penis.
-Doug in Sugar Pine
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