Quick! While trump Is Gone, Lock All The Doors And Move The Country Before Air Force One Flies Back

Due to the significance of the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings this year (!), the allied nations of that era are gathering this week to celebrate and honor those who fought, lived and died in that battle.

Which means donald trump is on a foreign trip to the UK to crash in London, annoy the Royals, cause massive protests (planned for Tuesday, kids!), and invite the return of the Baby Trump.

It has its own Wikipedia page. *I* don't have my own Wikipedia page...

Wanna know how unpopular trump IS in the United Kingdom?

They can show these adverts and get away with it. Ouch.

And it seems the Brits understood that if they showed up for trump's arrival at Buckingham Palace today he'd misinterpret it as fandom turnout, they decided - wisely - to avoid him altogether and save their anger for tomorrow. As seen from this Twitter feed:

Seriously, trump's Inauguration wasn't THIS empty...

So far, trump's done a good job of humiliating the United States, meddling in the upcoming Tory leadership vote - more on that later - and keeping us on the edge of our seats waiting for a member of the Royal Family to just give up civility and knee the Shitgibbon in the groin. I still got good money on Prince Harry.

Tomorrow there's something else I wanna discuss instead. Another key anniversary. Sleep well.