I gotta hat-tip PM Carpenter for this one. Someone went and wrote up a faux credit-scoring site that instead rates your Likely Trumpian Fate in the possible Trumptopia awaiting us all.
So... What is MY Trump Score?
Well the joke's on Trump: I've never buttled. I have, however, read too many Jeeves books, so I have the snark powers to drive every rich person into jumping off the roof of that resort to their dooms.
We can, of course, avoid this fate by not voting Republican or Trump. It's that simple, America.
UPDATE: Hey, tell me YOUR Trump Score when you get the chance!